[MAGAZINE] THE QUESTIONS WITH MR MUTHAFUCKIN EXQUIRE
1. What do you smell like right now?
My own personal mixture of PLAY by Givenchy and $5 White Linen which is an African Oil you get on the street.
2. How would your last partner sum you up in three words?
“A Fucking Asshole.” I would describe her as “A Fucking Whore,” so touché.
3. What’s the most troublesome thing you did as a child?
When I was a kid, I ran away from home on my skateboard with a screwdriver for protection.
4. Who’s the weirdest celebrity you ever had a crush on?
eXquire doesn’t crush, he fucks. Nah real talk, I don’t know, nothing too weird. Maybe Kathy Segal the lady who played Peggy Bundy on ‘Married With Children’. Is that weird though?
5. Ever punched a stranger?
Yes. A few times actually.
6. What’s your most embarrassing fear?
I’m afraid of Blackface, like the old racist ‘Minstrel Show’ shit. That creeps me out.
This is an extract from the Summer 14 Issue of Viper Magazine. Read more from the magazine here. Buy physical and digital copies here.
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Photograph by Jessica Lehrman.
