1. What do you smell like right now?
Greatness mixed with a lil B.O, looool.
2. How would your last partner sum you up in 3 words?
Gentle but senile.
3. What’s the most troublesome thing you did as a child?
Can’t even remember. I wasn’t too much of a bad breed in school. Probably stole some sweets or got into some pointless fights.
4. Who’s the weirdest celebrity you ever had a crush on?
Looooooool that’s too personal. But I do have a thing for any buff girl on Come Dine With Me, I don’t know why. I’m weird.
5. Ever punched a stranger?
Nah but I’ve slapped their KFC out their hand lol. Not a proud moment.
6. What’s your most embarrassing fear?
Falling off and not reaching my full potential.
7. What sound do you hate?
The sound of a fake American accent in a song. Cringe.
8. Which character trait of yours do you hope your child doesn’t inherit?
I can be stubborn at times, actually all the time.
9. What’s your favourite sea creature?
The Lobster thingy that talks and sings in Little Mermaid lol.
10. The worst thing about drugs is…
They run out.
This is an extract from Issue 8, The Nomad Issue of Viper Magazine. Read more from the magazine here. Buy physical and digital copies here.
Photos by Hypemari