1. What do you smell like right now?
A hole in a wall strip club and a Black N Mild.
2. How would your last partner sum you up in three words?
10 Heavenly Minutes.
3. What’s the most troublesome thing you did as a child?
I lost my two front teeth playing musical chairs and I thought I would never grow them back, it took so long.
4. Who’s the weirdest celebrity you ever had a crush on?
Probably like Avril Lavigne or some shit. I wanted to hit when ‘Complicated’ came out.
5. Ever punched a stranger?
No comment, the Feds watching.
Illustration by Ed Ruxton